Dear students: In case someone threatens you with Ben Stein at your graduation, just remember that you can drive the evil away. Amusingly, the claim is that Stein wouldn't have lectured on biological evolution, an area in which he is an ignorant and dishonest hack. No, the topic would have been:
... please know that it was our expectation that his remarks would address the global economic crisis and that he would speak from his widely acknowledged area of expertise on the economy.
You know, that might have been worth the entertainment value.