In honour of Axis of Douchebaggery's Patrick Ross "outing" my (non-anonymous) co-blogger back here, we have the appropriate transcript from an early episode of "Family Guy," in which Peter learns that his favourite rock group Kiss is coming to the Northeast:
Peter: "Kiss is coming to the Northeast? Ohhh ... sometimes, I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia."
Lois: "No, Peter, we live in the Northeast."
Peter: "We do? And Kiss is coming to the Northeast! That means ... that means ... uh ..."
Lois (coaxing him on): "Come on, Peter, you're almost there."
Peter (looking very thoughtful): "No, don't help me, Lois! It means, we can do ... something."
Patrick Ross: When you aspire to the intellectual acumen of Peter Griffin, but need to work up to it slowly.